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  .. Welsh & Proud ..

An Englishman decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.

So he bought a train ticket and took a trip to Plymouth, thinking that he would start by working his way across England from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "�10,000 per call".

The Englishman, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for �10,000 you could talk to God. The Englishman thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Worcester. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Plymouth and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for �10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the Englishman.

He then travelled to Salisbury, Leeds, Carlisle and Newcastle. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "�10,000 per call" sign under it.

The Englishman, upon leaving Newcastle decided to travel to Wales to see if the Welsh had the same telephone. He arrived in Swansea, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40p per call."

The Englishman was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.

"Father, I've travelled all over England and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in England the price was �10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, " You're in Wales now, son - it's a local call "


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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

 He forces himself to open his eyes.  

The first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, clean and pressed.

Marty looks around the room and sees it is in perfect order, spotless clean; so is the rest of the house.

He takes the two aspirin and notices a note on the table that reads, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.  Love You!"

He goes to the kitchen and sure enough there sits a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table eating.  Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son answers, "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and delirious.

Broke some furniture, was sick in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that!  Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

 

A self-induced hangover - �100.00

Broken furniture - �200.00

Breakfast - �10.00

Saying the right thing - PRICELESS


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